We’ve got Rottweilers now!!

 

Oh this is classic….it has to be shared..for anyone who has ever had a Rottweiler (or two..or three)

 WE HAVE ROTTWEILERS NOW !

My feet are covered with sores and marks.

My nerves are shattered from sudden barks.

My wallet’s empty from paying the Vet,

and those Rotties are eating me into debt.

I sit down to rest in my favorite chair

And quick as a flash, the Rotties are there.

They’ve hauled off my shoes and chewed up my pipe,But act so damned hurt, if I venture to gripe.

I rise in the morning, the new day to greet,

To find a Rottweiler standing firm on my feet.

I trip over another as I’m combing my hair,

While the puppy pulls hard at my underwear.

My fresh cup of coffee is now on the rug,

‘Cause the bitch gave my arm a sweet playful tug.

I’d pour me another, but sure as can be,

The Rotties would dump it all over me.

Please believe me people, it’s darn hard to write,

While my hand still hurts from that last loving bite.

The puppy is sneaking up in my lap,

While the one on my feet is down for a nap.

So to Hell with home life as it used to be,

And to Hell with quiet evenings with my family,

And to Hell with the money I’d spend anyhow!

Who needs them all……We’ve got Rottweilers now!!

                                                                    Author Unknown

 

Cheeka the Vodafone Pug

Cheeka is a pug who appeared in the "You & I" advertising campaign of Hutch's cellular service in India, along with the child actor Jayaram. The dog follows the boy in unlikely locations, prompting the tagline, "Wherever you go, our network follows." The duo first appeared on TV, billboards, newspapers and bus shelters in 2003 and became instant celebrities all over India. The campaign was created by Mahesh V. and Rajeev Rao, Senior Creative Directors at Ogilvy & Mather, Mumbai. The dog hails from the United Kingdom and is owned by Vishal and Lisa Bambekar of Goa.

Famous dog quotes

• Basanti In kuttoon ke samne mat nachna (meaning: Basanti don't dance in front of these dogs). ~ Sholay
• Kutte…Main Tera Khoon Pee Jaoonga. ~ Sholay
• The dog is the only animal that has seen his god. 
• There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.  ~Ben Williams
• The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.  ~Samuel Butler
• From the dog's point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.  ~Mabel Louise Robinson
• Man is a dog's idea of what God should be.  ~Holbrook Jackson
• My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet.  ~Edith Wharton
• I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love.  For me they are the role model for being alive.  ~Gilda Radner
• Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend.  ~Corey Ford
• If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.  ~Phil Pastoret
• My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.
• If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.  ~Andy Rooney
• If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.  ~Will Rogers

• They never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.  ~Jerome K. Jerome
• The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.  ~Ambrose Bierce
• The greatest love is a mother's; then a dog's; then a sweetheart's.  ~Polish Proverb
• A cat, after being scolded, goes about its business.  A dog slinks off into a corner and pretends to be doing a serious self-reappraisal.  ~Robert Brault
• The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother - and they'll settle for a puppy every time.  ~Winston Pendelton
• You think dogs will not be in heaven?  I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.  ~Robert Louis Stevenson
• A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.  ~Josh Billings
• A dog can express more with his tail in seconds than his owner can express with his tongue in hours.  ~Author Unknown
• I love a dog.  He does nothing for political reasons.  ~Will Rogers
• If you can look at a dog and not feel vicarious excitement and affection, you must be a cat.  ~Author Unknown
• The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.  ~Margo Kaufman

• Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.  ~Robert Benchley
• Bulldogs are adorable, with faces like toads that have been sat on.  ~Colette

Dogs and Celebrity Owners

Britney Spears and her dog

Jessica Alba and her Pugs

Will Smith with his Rottweilers

Paris Hilton with her dogs

Simon Cowell and his pet Buster

Mohanlal with his Rottweiler

Adrien-Brody with his Chihuahua Loly

George W Bush with his Cocker Spaniel

Hulk & Brooke Hogan with Labrador Rosello

Lara Dutta

Salman Khan with his dogs

Sharukh Khan

Hrithik Roshan and Pug

Koena Mitra with her dogs

Esha Deol with her pet dog